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In an unprecedented 7-2 decision that has left political pundits and avid strategy gamers equally flabbergasted, the Supreme Court has ruled that the Constitution guarantees every American the right to play strategy games of their choice without governmental interference. The landmark case, "Candidate A vs. The Board of Election Games Oversight Committee," has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, with implications that could redefine the upcoming presidential campaign.

At the heart of the matter is Presidential Hopeful A, who has been an avid player of the popular strategy game "Diplomacy for Dummies" since his college days. The game, known for its complex rules and intricate alliances, has allegedly shaped Candidate A's political strategy and diplomatic approach to international relations. However, the Board of Election Games Oversight Committee (BEGOC) argued that the game's influence was "undermining the integrity of the democratic process" and sought to ban it for all candidates.

The Supreme Court, however, disagreed. In a scathing opinion that was as much a history lesson as a legal brief, Justice Ruth Bader-Ginswirt (not related to the Ginsburg dynasty) opined that the Founding Fathers, being patrons of games of strategy themselves, would have certainly included the right to play strategy games in the Bill of Rights, had they foreseen the digital age.

The decision has led to a frenzy of activity among the Republican party, who see this as an opportunity to leverage their candidates' strategic game prowess. The Republican National Committee (RNC) has announced a new initiative, "Operation Boardroom," aimed at training candidates in advanced strategy games to outmaneuver their opponents.

Meanwhile, Democratic candidates are scrambling to catch up, with some resorting to playing "Risk: The Democratic Primaries Edition," in a bid to demonstrate their strategic acumen. The Democratic National Committee (DNC) has released a statement expressing concern over the ruling, fearing that the emphasis on strategy games might overshadow the important issues at hand.

The implications for the next presidential campaign are vast. Politicians are now expected to not only debate policy but also to engage in televised strategy game tournaments, with the population eagerly awaiting the next political chess match. The campaign trail is expected to become as much about electoral strategy as it is about electoral votes, with political pundits analyzing every move and countermove with the keen eye of a grandmaster.

As the nation braces for what promises to be the most unconventional election season yet, one thing is clear: the political battlefield has been transformed into a board game bonanza, where the fate of the nation could hinge on a dice roll or a well-timed coup de grace.

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