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In a stunning turn of events that has left political pundits and average citizens alike scratching their heads, the United States Congress has just passed a groundbreaking amendment to the Constitution that guarantees every American the right to impeach their elected representatives at least once every four years. The legislation, known as the "We the People's Impeachment Empowerment Act" (WTIEEA), has been hailed as a revolutionary step towards increasing political accountability and ensuring that the voice of the people is not just heard, but also wielded with the full force of constitutional law.

The bill's sponsor, a maverick congressman named Jack "Justice" Fairbanks, has been a vocal advocate for what he calls "direct democracy on steroids." Fairbanks, a former professional wrestler turned politician, claimed that the new amendment would "put the power back in the hands of the people, where it belongs." Critics, however, argue that the amendment could lead to a political circus, with citizens exercising their impeachment rights on a whim, potentially leading to a cycle of constant political upheaval and instability.

The Democrats, who control both houses of Congress, were unanimous in their support for the bill, seeing it as a tool to hold the "corrupt and self-serving" Republicans accountable. In contrast, Republican leaders have denounced the measure as a "partisan power grab" that could be used to silence opposition and entrench the Democratic Party in power indefinitely.

The WTIEEA outlines a complex process for the impeachment of representatives, including a mandatory 30-day "cooling-off" period during which citizens must actively campaign for the removal of their elected official. This requirement is intended to ensure that impeachment efforts are not based on fleeting emotions but are instead the result of a well-informed and deliberate democratic process.

The constitutional amendment has been met with both elation and trepidation across the nation. In the small town of Middlefield, USA, a local bakery has already started selling "Impeach-a-Politician" cupcakes, complete with edible miniature gavels and the Constitution etched into the frosting. Meanwhile, political scientists at the prestigious Ivy League University have announced plans to launch a new academic journal dedicated to the study of "Impeachmentomics," a field they predict will become as influential as economics itself.

As the country gears up for the first-ever citizen-led impeachment trials, scheduled to commence on July 4th, many are left wondering if this bold experiment in direct democracy will lead to a rejuvenated political landscape or plunge the nation into a state of perpetual political turmoil. Only time will tell if the WTIEEA will indeed reshape the future of American politics, or if it will prove to be a well-intentioned but ill-conceived idea that could unravel the very fabric of democratic governance.

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