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In an unprecedented move that has left political pundits and mobile gamers alike scratching their heads, Congress has unveiled a comprehensive bill aimed at regulating the wild world of mobile games. The bipartisan group, known as the "Committee for the Regulation of In-Game Economic Systems" (CRIES), claims that the current state of mobile gaming is a "hotbed of economic inequality and political manipulation," and that only a congressional committee can restore balance to this burgeoning industry.

The bill, affectionately dubbed the "Game Act" by its supporters, proposes a range of measures from mandating political neutrality in games to implementing a new "Loot Box Transparency and Accountability Act" (LB TAA). According to the Act, all games must now disclose the probability of each in-game item within loot boxes, and all loot boxes must be purchased with a new federal currency, the "Coin of Democratic Engagement" (CDE).

Critics argue that the bill is an overreach, but the committee counters by pointing out that mobile games have become a significant force in shaping public opinion. "We've seen games that are blatantly biased, with characters that are clearly modelled after political figures," said Rep. Thumbstick (D-Swipe), a member of CRIES. "It's our duty to ensure that these games don't sway public opinion with their immersive and addictive gameplay."

In a surprising twist, the bill also introduces the "Fair Play Initiative," which mandates that all games must include an equal number of Republican and Democratic characters. "It's only fair," said Sen. Joystick (R-D-Pad), a bipartisan supporter of the initiative. "We want to make sure that every player has an equal opportunity to interact with political representatives, regardless of their in-game alignment."

To enforce these regulations, the committee plans to establish a new federal agency, the "Bureau of Games and Economic Regulation" (BGER), which will oversee the gaming industry and ensure compliance with the Game Act. BGER agents will be stationed within major game developers to monitor game content and maintain political neutrality.

The gaming community has responded with a mixture of outrage and disbelief. "I just want to play my games without political agendas being shoved down my throat," said avid gamer and part-time political consultant, John Gamer. "Next thing you know, they'll be telling us what we can and can't do in our living rooms."

As the debate rages on, one thing is clear: the line between entertainment and politics has officially been blurred, and the gaming industry is now firmly in the crosshairs of Capitol Hill's most passionate political players. Whether this will lead to a more balanced and transparent gaming experience, or a further erosion of personal freedoms, remains to be seen. But one thing is certain: the next time you fire up your mobile device to pass the time, you might just be participating in the latest battleground for political influence.

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