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In an unprecedented move that has left international relations experts both baffled and slightly amused, a group of ambitious Republicans in Congress has officially unveiled a piece of legislation that seeks to declare war on a global scale. The bill, known as the "World Domination Act of 2023" (WDA), has been met with a mixture of shock and disbelief.

The WDA, proposed by the esteemed Congressman Herman Eggleston, aims to "unify the world under the benevolent leadership of the United States," according to the document's absurdly optimistic preamble. The bill's primary objective is to "eradicate all forms of international mischief and ensure world peace under the American flag."

Critics of the bill argue that the language used within is both outlandish and indicative of a deep-seated desire for global supremacy. One senator, who wished to remain unnamed, was overheard muttering, "I thought we learned our lesson about manifest destiny. Apparently not."

The bill's provisions include mandatory karaoke performances of "God Bless America" in every country, the introduction of the dollar as the official currency worldwide, and the establishment of an American-style BBQ restaurant on the Moon, presumably to assert culinary dominance.

In a press conference, Congressman Eggleston proudly declared, "This is not about conquest; it's about sharing the gift of liberty with every corner of the planet. Plus, we've got the best BBQ, and everyone should experience that."

While the likelihood of the WDA passing is slim, especially given the need for international cooperation and the usual partisan bickering, the proposal has sparked a flurry of satirical articles and late-night show monologues. The United Nations has responded with a statement calling the bill a "creative yet impractical approach to international diplomacy."

In a surprising twist, a coalition of prominent satirists and comedians have rallied in support of the WDA, calling it "the most entertaining piece of legislation since the creation of the Electoral College." They have launched a social media campaign under the hashtag #GlobalBBQ2023, which has gone viral overnight.

As the dust settles on this latest political spectacle, one thing is clear: the World Domination Act of 2023 has certainly brought a new level of excitement to the often-stagnant halls of Congress. Whether this is a genuine attempt at policy or a masterful piece of performance art, only time will tell. Until then, the world can only watch in a mix of hilarity and anticipation as the republicans take their quest for global dominance to the next level.

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