Impeached 2 is an armchair politician's dream. Play today!

In a stunning turn of events that has left political pundits and the general public alike reeling, the House of Representatives has voted to impeach President Orange Pocket for alleged profiteering from a mobile game that suspiciously mirrors the ongoing global conflict, aptly named "World War Clicker." The game, which has taken the app stores by storm, allows players to amass digital fortunes by "capturing" nations and turning them into virtual factories, has been the subject of intense scrutiny.

Critics argue that the game's mechanics, which involve "liberating" territories with in-app purchases and transforming them into cash cows, bear an uncanny resemblance to the real-world strategies employed in major conflicts. The President's involvement, however, has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, as allegations surfaced that he had secretly invested in the game's developer, "PoketCoin Studios," months before its release.

The White House, in a press conference that was more slapstick than serious, denied any wrongdoing, with the President's spokes-goblin claiming, "The President is a man of the people. He plays the game to understand the common man's struggles and to lead with empathy." The spokes-goblin then proceeded to demonstrate an exaggeratedly difficult level, accidentally launching their smartphone across the room, which subsequently burst into flames, leaving only a singed tail feather as evidence of their presence.

Meanwhile, the opposition party, who had earlier this year been implicated in a scandal involving a virtual pet that was rumored to predict stock market trends through bowel movements, seized the opportunity to denounce the President's actions. The party leader, Senator Fluffy Paws, who has since adopted the game as their official campaign mascot, declared, "This is a clear case of exploiting national tensions for personal gain. We cannot stand for it!"

In a bizarre twist, the game's developer, a shadowy figure known only as "CryptoKhan," released a statement claiming that the President's influence was purely accidental and that the game was merely inspired by "various historical events and a dream about extremely lucrative virtual nations." CryptoKhan further confounded the situation by announcing the release of an expansion pack, "Nuclear Option," which allows players to engage in mutually assured economic destruction for bonus points.

As the impeachment inquiry progresses, Americans are left to ponder the fine line between digital escapism and geopolitical influence. In the end, it remains to be seen whether President Orange Pocket's alleged profiteering from "World War Clicker" will indeed lead to his downfall or if it will be just another level in the game of political power.

Can't get enough of politics? Play Impeached 2 and become President of the U.S. today!

This article was automagically written, and intended only for entertainment purposes.