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In a shocking turn of events that has sent political pundits and constitutional scholars into a frenzy, it has been revealed that the mobile gaming giant, "SwipeN'Win," has been covertly influencing United States elections through a little-known constitutional loophole. The loophole, so minute that it's often overlooked, allows for the interpretation of "free speech" to include the distribution of virtual currency within mobile games as a form of political endorsement.

The scandal, which has been dubbed "Thumb-a-Vote," came to light when an eagle-eyed political science student stumbled upon an in-game event in SwipeN'Win's latest hit, Senatee Scramble." The event, cleverly named "Vote-a-Palooza," rewarded players with rare in-game items for correctly predicting the outcomes of upcoming senatorial races. But it wasn't the rewards that raised eyebrows; it was the fine print.

Upon closer examination, it was discovered that the virtual items doled out as rewards were named after real senators, and players could "endorse" their preferred candidate by simply playing the game and accumulating virtual currency. The more currency a player had, the more influential their endorsement became within the game's political simulation.

Senatorial outrage was immediate, with both sides of the aisle uniting in a rare display of bipartisanship to demand an immediate investigation into the matter. The Senate's Judiciary Subcommittee on Constitutional Issues, chaired by the honorable Senator Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum, convened an emergency hearing to address the "Thumb-a-Vote" scandal.

During the hearing, SwipeN'Win's CEO, a charismatic figure known only as "The High Score," testified that the company was simply leveraging the power of mobile gaming to "engage" with the electorate. "We're not telling people who to vote for," The High Score claimed. "We're just giving players a fun way to express their political leanings while competing for high scores. It's a win-win!"

However, political analysts were quick to point out that the "fun" factor of the game could potentially sway undecided voters, especially among the younger demographic, who make up a significant portion of the mobile gaming market. "It's a subtle form of manipulation," one analyst stated. "Imagine a teenager playing Senatee Scramble,' racking up virtual currency, and feeling a sense of loyalty to a candidate simply because they've 'endorsed' them in a game."

As the scandal continues to unfold, the Senate is considering a series of amendments to the Constitution to close the loophole that allowed SwipeN'Win to engage in what many are calling "digital electioneering." Meanwhile, the gaming company's stock prices have soared, as investors anticipate a surge in downloads of Senatee Scramble" as the public clamors to get a piece of the political action.

In a final, ironic twist, SwipeN'Win has announced plans to release an expansion pack for Senatee Scramble," titled "Lobbyist Lagoon," where players can simulate the influence of lobbyists on the legislative process. The game's tagline? "Influence the influencers, and shape the future—one swipe at a time!"

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