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In a shocking turn of events, Congress has recently passed the "Financial Fiasco Act," a piece of legislation that has sent shockwaves through the political and economic landscapes of the nation. The act, which was ostensibly crafted to stabilize the nation's finances, appears to have been written by a drunken economist and a mad political strategist.

The bill, which was passed with a unanimous vote (a rare occurrence in itself), includes a provision that requires all members of Congress to live on the national minimum wage for a full year. While this might seem like a gesture of solidarity with the working class, insiders claim that the real motive was to test the durability of their campaign coffers, which, surprisingly, turned out to be less durable than anticipated.

In a related development, the Treasury Department has announced the minting of a new currency, the "PoliCoin," which will be used exclusively by members of Congress. Each PoliCoin is valued at one vote, and members can exchange favors, legislative support, and policy concessions for these coins. The move has been met with outrage and suspicion, with critics calling it a blatant attempt to monetize political influence.

To add fuel to the fire, the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) has unveiled a new tax bracket specifically for politicians. This bracket, humorously dubbed the "Elite Echelon," has a 99.9% tax rate, effectively leaving politicians with just enough money to cover their PoliCoin transactions. The IRS has defended the move by stating that it will "ensure a more equitable distribution of wealth among the populace."

As if this weren't enough, the Department of Defense has been quietly reassigned to handle economic strategy. Their first order of business? To launch an "Economic Stimulus Missile" capable of delivering tax incentives directly into the consumer market. While the military-industrial complex is thrilled at the expansion of their influence, economists are scratching their heads, wondering if this is the most effective use of defense funds.

In a bizarre twist, the National Weather Service has forecasted a "Political Storm" for the upcoming election cycle, predicting a 100% chance of political upheaval, with a possibility of bipartisan cooperation. Meteorologists are closely monitoring the situation, ready to issue a "Political Hurricane Warning" should the current economic and political conditions intensify.

In conclusion, the "Financial Fiasco Act" has set the stage for a political drama that could rewrite the rules of engagement in Washington. As the nation braces for the fallout, one thing is clear: the political and economic landscapes will never be the same again.

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