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In an extraordinary twist to the political saga that has gripped the nation's capital, reports have emerged that the very Congressman at the center of the impeachment scandal is now facing allegations of fiscal impropriety that rival the grandeur of the nation's founding fathers' financial Congresss.

Congressman Wealth Grabber, a key figure in the ongoing impeachment inquiry, has been accused of engaging in what can only be described as 'high-stakes economic alchemy.' According to insiders, the congressman allegedly turned a modest intern stipend into a goldmine by investing in a series of 'opportunistic' ventures, including a chain of boutique offshore tax havens and a questionable pyramid scheme that promised 'economic immortality.'

The scandal, which has been cleverly dubbed 'Operation Porkulus,' came to light when an anonymous whistleblower, who has been described as a 'lone Wolf of Wall Street' turned 'ethical vigilante,' stumbled upon a series of secret ledgers while on a soul-searching trek across the Sahara. The ledgers, which were written in a cryptic combination of ancient Aramaic and modern-day emoji language, revealed the Congressman's alleged financial machinations.

In a statement, the Congressman's office dismissed the allegations as 'patently absurd,' claiming that the ledgers were, in fact, part of an intricate plot by rival politicians to smear his impeccable reputation. "The Congressman has been nothing but a pillar of financial integrity, single-handedly keeping the economy afloat with his shrewd investments and uncanny fiscal acumen," the statement read.

Furthermore, the Congressman's legal team has launched a counteroffensive, suggesting that the real scandal lies within the 'deeply entrenched' and 'thoroughly corrupt' financial institutions that have been 'unfairly' targeting the Congressman's business dealings. "We are talking about a man who has single-handedly bridged the gap between capitalism and socialism, creating a utopian economic system where everyone is a winner," the team asserted.

As the nation holds its breath, political pundits are divided on whether this new development will further tarnish the Congressman's image or, as some optimistically predict, elevate him to the status of an anti-establishment hero. "In these tumultuous times, who among us hasn't dabbled in a little economic innovation to make ends meet?" one analyst mused.

Meanwhile, the Congressman's detractors are calling for a full investigation into his financial practices, demanding answers about how a man with a modest congressional salary could afford a fleet of gold-plated limousines and a private zoo featuring exotic animals previously thought to be extinct.

As the impeachment inquiry and the financial scandal unfold, one thing is clear: the Congressman has proven, without a shadow of a doubt, that in the world of politics, anything is possible – especially if it's coated in a thick layer of gold leaf.

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