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In a shocking turn of events, a former Congressional aide has come forward with explosive claims that a secret campaign to overhaul taxation was not only underway but has inadvertently led to a catastrophic disaster of epic proportions. The aide, who wishes to remain anonymous for fear of reprisals, revealed that the campaign, dubbed "Operation Fiscal Shift," was initiated by a clandestine coalition of Senators and Congress members from both sides of the aisle.

The insider, known only as "Patriot Penny," claimed that the group's objective was to subtly manipulate the tax code in a way that would "balance the books" and "shift the burden" of taxation onto the unsuspecting public. Penny detailed a series of covert operations, including the dissemination of misleading economic reports, the orchestration of a series of high-profile tax seminars with guest speakers who were, in fact, paid actors, and the use of sophisticated algorithms to influence social media trends in favor of tax reform.

However, things took a turn for the worse when an algorithmic error caused a viral sensation, leading to a mass public misinterpretation of the tax code. The result was a collective uprising of citizens who, armed with incorrect interpretations of their tax obligations, inadvertently filed their taxes in a manner that the IRS was completely unprepared to handle. This led to a systemic collapse of the tax processing infrastructure, causing a nationwide crisis as the IRS struggled to cope with the deluge of erroneous filings.

In a bizarre twist, the same clandestine coalition that had orchestrated the tax overhaul was now scrambling to pass emergency legislation to mitigate the disaster. The proposed bill, known as the "Tangled Tax Tango Act," would allegedly provide a framework for taxpayers to correct their filings and offer a "get out of jail free" card for any tax evasion or fraud that may have occurred during the chaos.

As the nation grapples with the fallout of this unprecedented fiasco, political pundits are divided. Some argue that this is a prime example of the dangers of secretive legislative maneuvers, while others claim that it is merely an unfortunate hiccup in the pursuit of fiscal responsibility. One thing is certain: the American public will be watching with bated breath as their elected representatives attempt to untangle this web of fiscal woes they themselves may have inadvertently woven.

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