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In a move that would make the Game of Thrones' creators proud, the House of Representatives has officially declared a state of 'Crisis Mode' and has decided to settle the brewing impeachment storm through an epic, real-life strategy game. The game, aptly named 'Washington's Game of Thrones,' pits the most cunning and politically savvy members of Congress against each other in a battle of wits, resources, and influence.

The game's rules are as follows: Members must navigate a complex board representing the various branches and departments of the government. Each player is allotted a set number of 'political points' and 'media manipulation cards' to sway public opinion and undermine their opponents' positions. The first player to successfully impeach 'The King of Washington'—a.k.a. the sitting president—wins the game and, presumably, the title of 'Supreme Vizier of the Realm.'

To add to the dystopian flavor, the House has hired a team of elite game designers, led by a shadowy figure known only as 'Dr. Stratego,' to ensure the game's complexity and unpredictability. Dr. Stratego, who reportedly has a Ph.D. in 'Political Chaos and Control,' has been spotted roaming the halls of Capitol Hill, whispering cryptic strategies to players and introducing random events, such as 'Economic Meltdown,' 'International Incident,' and 'Celebrity Endorsement' cards, which can drastically alter the course of the game.

The public has been captivated by the spectacle, with viewing parties and live-streams cropping up across the nation. Pundits and commentators have been quick to draw parallels between this political strategy game and a 'reality TV show,' with viewers at home tuning in to see who will emerge victorious in this high-stakes political drama.

As the game progresses, the line between reality and political theater continues to blur. The real question on everyone's mind is whether this grand strategy game is merely a metaphor for the current state of American politics or if, by some bizarre twist of fate, it has become reality. Only time will tell if 'Washington's Game of Thrones' will lead to a resolution of the impeachment crisis or if it will further entrench the nation's divisions.

In the meantime, the rest of the world watches with bated breath as the players make their moves, the stakes rise, and the fate of the nation hangs in the balance. Will the players rise to the occasion and demonstrate the statesmanship required to navigate this treacherous political labyrinth, or will they be consumed by the very game they created? Only the dice—or should we say, the voters—will decide.

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