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In a staggering display of political innovation and public relations acumen, the latest election cycle has seen the emergence of a candidate who promises to harness the power of time travel to address the nation's pressing issues. Dubbed "The Wayback Baptist," this political maverick has been crisscrossing the nation in a decked-out DeLorean, peddling a platform that is as ambitious as it is implausible.

The Wayback Baptist, a self-proclaimed "futurist with a past," claims that he will use the theoretical science of time travel to avert impending disasters, including climate change, economic recessions, and political scandals, by simply visiting the moments before these events occur and providing 'just-in-time' advice or intervention.

"Why settle for incremental progress when you can rewrite history?" thundered The Wayback Baptist at a recent rally, as a giant hologram of a dinosaur-free Earth loomed behind him. The crowd, a blend of sci-fi enthusiasts and disillusioned voters, erupted in cheers, their hopes for a utopian future riding on the promise of a man who claims to have the power to go back and stop dinosaurs from going extinct.

Detractors argue that The Wayback Baptist's platform is riddled with paradoxes and logical fallacies, but his supporters see a fresh approach in a political landscape marred by stagnation and gridlock. They argue that if he can manage to avoid the infamous "temporal paradox," where changes in the past inadvertently alter the present in unpredictable ways, he could be the savior the nation needs.

Meanwhile, opponents have accused The Wayback Baptist of engaging in a cynical ploy to distract voters from his lack of substantive policies on contemporary issues. "It's electioneering at its most basic—a flashy gimmick meant to dazzle the masses and divert attention from the real problems we face today," said Dr. Tempora, a political analyst who specializes in historical ironies.

As the election draws near, the nation watches with bated breath, anticipating whether The Wayback Baptist will pull off the greatest political feat in history or if his campaign will collapse under the weight of its own fantastical premise. Whatever the outcome, one thing is certain: politics has never been this... time-bending.

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