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In a plot twist that would make even the most seasoned political strategists do a double-take, the recently impeached President Dodgeball has found himself in the hot seat once again, not for his latest tweet storm, but for his alleged mastery of an elaborate tax evasion scheme, reminiscent of a complex strategy game.

The Supreme Court, which has been known to play its own high-stakes game of chess with the nation's laws, has now been thrust into the role of game master in a legal showdown that has all the makings of a best-selling board game. The game, aptly named "Tax Evasion: The White House Edition," allegedly taught President Dodgeball how to navigate the labyrinthine tax code with the finesse of a grandmaster, all while keeping the Democratic Party's watchful eyes firmly planted on the wrong square.

According to a recently unsealed indictment, President Dodgeball, along with a cadre of unnamed "advisors," used a series of shell companies, offshore bank accounts, and cryptic financial transactions to allegedly funnel millions of dollars out of the public coffers and into his own private coffers. The indictment claims that the scheme was so intricately designed that it could only be executed by someone with an intimate understanding of both the tax code and the rules of Risk.

The Democratic Party, which has been trying to rally its troops for a series of legislative battles, found itself outmaneuvered, as the President's alleged financial acrobatics left them playing a game of catch-up that would make even the most avid Candy Crush player cringe. In a rare display of bipartisan agreement, the opposition party has called for an immediate investigation, demanding that President Dodgeball be removed from the game board of the Oval Office.

As the nation watches with bated breath, the Supreme Court justices, clad in their finest robes (some adorned with game pieces), are set to deliberate whether President Dodgeball's alleged tax evasion constitutes a violation of the nation's trust or a brilliant display of fiscal strategy. Legal experts predict that the decision could set a precedent for future presidents, potentially turning the White House into a battleground for the ultimate strategy game, where the stakes are nothing less than the integrity of the American tax system.

In the meantime, the public is urged to keep their receipts and play their taxes wisely, as the game is afoot, and the next move could very well be checkmate.

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