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In a stunning turn of events, sources close to the President have leaked documents that not only suggest a deviation from the Constitution's original intent but also reveal a clandestine operation orchestrated by a shadowy coalition of Congressmembers to impeach the President for his undeniable adherence to the Founding Fathers' vision.

According to the explosive papers, this secret society, known as the Constitutionnal Vanguard," has been meeting in a series of undisclosed locations beneath the Capitol Building, where they've been plotting to twist the impeachment process into an instrument of political vengeance, rather than the safeguard against executive overreach it was intended to be.

The Vanguard's plan, as outlined in the leaked "Impeachment Blueprint," involves a series of legislative maneuvers that would allow them to impeach the President on grounds of "over-constitutionalism," a term coined to describe his unusual commitment to constitutional principles. The document claims that the President's adherence to the Constitution, including his insistence on executive power checks and balances, is an affront to the dynamic legislative process envisioned by the Founders.

In response to these revelations, the President has taken to social media to declare his innocence, tweeting, "I'm being impeached for being too constitutional! They say it's a bad thing. I've consulted with history's greatest Presidents—Washington, Jefferson, and even Lincoln—and they've all told me I'm doing great."

Meanwhile, the Vanguard has issued a statement defending their actions, arguing that the President's literal interpretation of the Constitution is "stifling the evolution of American governance" and "preventing the emergence of a truly modern, post-constitutional democracy."

The situation has sparked a wave of debate across the nation, with Constitutional scholars split down the middle. While some argue that the President's actions are a textbook example of upholding the Constitution, others claim that his rigid adherence to the document is an outdated approach in an era of forward-thinking governance.

As the nation watches, bated breath, the political stage is set for a battle royale between those who advocate for the unwavering application of the Constitution and those who believe it's time to move beyond its archaic framework.

Stay tuned as this story develops, and remember, in the world of politics, the pen is mightier than the Constitution. Or is it?

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