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In an unprecedented move, the United States Supreme Court has unanimously struck down a controversial law that would have required all strategy games to be registered with the Federal Bureau of Games (F.B.G.), an agency created in the wake of the impeachment of President Arthur Dash, who was famously caught in a scandal involving a rare in-game artifact known as the 'Golden Hammer of Destiny' while playing the popular game "Clash of Clans."

The law, championed by the now-disgraced Senator Joystick, aimed to curb the influence of strategy games on political and social discourse, arguing that the strategic depth of these games could be used to manipulate public opinion and orchestrate complex political campaigns. However, in a scathing 9-0 decision, the SCOTUS ruled that the First Amendment protects the right of gamers to engage in strategic supremacy without government intervention.

The ruling, penned by Justice Playthrough, declared that the "right to engage in and enjoy strategy games is a fundamental aspect of American life and identity, akin to the historical pursuit of chess and the strategic intricacies of playing checkers while juggling flaming torches." The decision further stated that the government's attempt to monitor and control the strategic play within these games was akin to "trying to herd cats wearing roller skates."

Gaming giants, who had collectively spent billions of dollars on lobbying efforts to combat the law, celebrated the decision. In a joint statement, the CEOs of the top ten gaming companies, known as the 'Pantheon of Play,' declared that the ruling would usher in a new era of freedom and innovation in the gaming industry. "Today's decision not only upholds our constitutional rights but also reaffirms the role of strategy games as a cornerstone of civic engagement and a catalyst for critical thinking," they proclaimed.

In a related development, Senator Joystick has been seen lurking around the halls of Congress, rumored to be plotting a comeback by challenging the incumbent in the upcoming virtual reality debate tournament. Insiders speculate that the Senator is seeking redemption by proving his strategic prowess in the grand arena of gaming politics once again.

As the nation braces for a new wave of strategic gameplay both in and out of the virtual world, one thing is clear: the battle for strategic supremacy has only just begun.

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