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In a shocking turn of events, the Democratic-led Congress has proposed a radical new piece of legislation that threatens to plunge the nation into a constitutional crisis not seen since the Civil War. The "Unending Overseas Arms and Recruitment Demand" (UOARD) Act, introduced by the enigmatic Congressperson Pepper Spray, aims to authorize the President, affectionately known as "Commander-in-Tweet," to declare war without Congressional approval, provided that the conflict involves the sale of arms and the recruitment of troops from overseas entities.

The bill, which has been met with fierce opposition from both sides of the aisle, seeks to redefine the term warr" to include any "sustained exchange of fire or hostile acts" between foreign military forces, regardless of the scale or scope of the conflict. Critics argue that this is a blatant power grab that undermines the Constitution's system of checks and balances, particularly the War Powers Resolution of 1973.

Supporters of the UOARD Act, however, claim that the legislation is a necessary response to the rapidly changing geopolitical landscape. They argue that the current framework is antiquated and ill-equipped to deal with the complexities of modern warfare, where non-state actors and cyber warfare play a significant role.

The political gamesmanship has reached a fever pitch, with both parties accusing each other of playing fast and loose with the nation's founding document. Meanwhile, the Commander-in-Tweet has been spotted at an undisclosed location, rumored to be drafting a series of tweets that could either inflame the situation or, as some hope, de-escalate the brewing storm.

In a rare display of bipartisan solidarity, a group of constitutional scholars, known as the "Founding Fathers' Ghostwriters," have issued a joint statement warning that the UOARD Act could lead to an "unprecedented and unconstitutional expansion of presidential power." The ghostwriters, who have been consulted by every administration since the 18th century, have called for a return to the principles of limited government and federalism.

As the nation holds its breath, the UOARD Act is poised to become the most contentious piece of legislation since the infamous "Great Bathroom Bill" of 2020. With the midterm elections looming, it remains to be seen whether this political powder keg will be defused or if it will ignite a firestorm that will reshape the American political landscape for generations to come.

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