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In a shocking turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the global economy, the world's most influential mobile gaming empires have crumbled, coinciding with a mysterious global disaster. Sources close to the situation have revealed that the collapse of these digital titans was precipitated by a series of ill-fated investments in virtual real estate, which, unbeknownst to their owners, were actual strategic locations in an imminent undeclared war.

The House of Representatives, in a desperate attempt to divert attention from their own internal feuds, hastily convened an emergency session to address the "gaming crisis." The session was fraught with theatrics, as Congresspersons, donning virtual reality headsets, attempted to grasp the gravity of the situation.

"We must act decisively," thundered Rep. SwipeRight (R-Gamer), waving a furiously tapped smartphone in the air. "These gaming moguls have not only amassed wealth beyond our wildest dreams but have also, unwittingly or not, laid claim to territories that could ignite a global conflagration!"

In a bold and controversial move, the House passed a resolution to nationalize all mobile gaming assets, declaring them "strategic national resources" and setting the stage for an unprecedented digital arms race. The move was met with outrage from the gaming community, who felt their virtual empires had been illegally annexed by a government more adept at Twitter battles than diplomacy.

As the world stands on the precipice of economic and political turmoil, the question remains: will the newfound sovereignty of mobile gaming territories lead to peace or the mother of all digital wars? Only time will tell, as the global community grapples with the fallout of a crisis that originated in the unlikely theater of mobile gaming. Meanwhile, the looming Congress continues to watch with hawkish vigilance, ready to pounce on any new crisis with the agility of a seasoned gamer—or the recklessness of an inexperienced one, depending on who you ask.

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