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In a plot that rivals the most far-fetched science fiction, the Supreme Court, led by the enigmatic Chief Justice Galacticus, has declared a full-scale legal war on Congress this morning, sending shockwaves through the nation's political infrastructure and triggering an epic showdown that threatens to plunge the country into a dystopian abyss.

The drama unfolded when the Supreme Court, donning their judicial capes and legal shields, passed an unprecedented ruling that allows them to declare war on Congress without any prior consultation with the President, who was reportedly seen scrambling to update his resume. The Supreme Court, citing the "Rights of Judicial Supremacy," claimed that their actions were necessary to protect the sanctity of the Constitution and to ensure that the "will of the people" was not diluted by the "pesky political games" of Congress.

The nation watched in horror as the Supreme Court, equipped with legal lasers and armed with constitutional canon, launched an attack on Capitol Hill, reducing the once-mighty legislative branch to a smoldering pile of bills and resolutions. The Senate, caught in the crossfire, attempted to draft a resolution to reason with the Court, but their pleas were drowned out by the thunderous roar of legal precedent.

In response, Speaker of the House Charismatic Macbeth rallied the House members, urging them to stand their ground and fight for their legislative lives. "We shall not be swayed by the authoritarian antics of the judiciary!" Macbeth bellowed from the steps of the Capitol, as interns hastily Googled "how to build a nuclear bomb."

Meanwhile, the American populace, glued to their screens and smartphones, eagerly consumed popcorn and live-tweeted the political spectacle. Public opinion was split, with half of the country cheering on the Court's "bold move" and the other half desperately trying to remember where they put their passports.

As the nation braces for the inevitable global reaction to this unprecedented power play, international leaders have expressed their concern in a series of diplomatic communiqués, with French President Philippe Petit-Peur warning, "This could set a dangerous precedent for the world, where judicial branches could declare war on whoever they please."

In a final, ironic twist, the Court's declaration of war on Congress coincided with the launch of a new reality TV show, "Justice Island," where contestants compete to become the next Supreme Court justice in a public spectacle that blurs the lines between reality and democracy.

As the dust settles and the nation gears up for what is being called "The Great American Legal War," one thing is clear: the Supreme Court's power grab has set the stage for a dystopian political drama that could redefine the very fabric of American governance.

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