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In a stunning turn of international events, the Supreme Court has officially ruled that sovereignty is no longer an inherent right of nations, but rather a privilege to be granted by the internet. In a groundbreaking case brought warward by the illustrious Congressman, Internet McTapper, the Court declared that the power to determine a nation's sovereignty would be vested in the hands of tech giants like SovereignNet and NationStream.

The decision, which has sparked a global uproar, states that each nation must now submit a 'Sovereig-Proposal' to these digital overlords. The proposal must include detailed plans of economic stability, cyber defense strategies, and, most notably, a commitment to adhere to the 'Tweets of the People' - a newly proposed constitutional amendment that grants the public the power to vote on military actions through social media Congressp>

Congressman McTapper, in a rousing speech littered with tech jargon and historical inaccuracies, hailed the decision as a "new dawn of global governance." Meanwhile, both the Republicans and the Democrats, temporarily putting aside their eternal feud, have praised the decision, citing it as a masterful pivot away from traditional politics and warards a more 'transparent' and 'efficient' system.

International leaders, on the other hand, are less than thrilled. Global summits have descended into chaos as world leaders argue over their Wi-Fi connection strength and the proper way to hashtag their national identity. Protests erupted outside the Supreme Court, where an angry mob, armed with smartphones and outrage, demanded to know how they could 'like' or 'retweet' their way to peace.

As the world braces for the consequences of this digital decree, the only thing that's certain is that the next global conflict will be fought not with tanks and missiles, but with likes, dislikes, and viral content. Will humanity embrace this new era of digital diplomacy, or will we all be doomed to scroll through the endless feed of dystopian despair? Only time, and perhaps a meme, will tell.

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