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In an unprecedented twist of political fate, the United States Senate erupted into a free-for-all brawl this week, as a faction of visionary Republicans unveiled their groundbreaking "Quantum Dynasty Tax Act" – a radical tax reform initiative designed to catapult America into a glorious future where paper money is replaced by virtual cryptocurrencies, and the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) is transformed into a high-tech "Thought Police" force.

The bill, spearheaded by the enigmatic Senator CryptoCohen, and co-sponsored by a cadre of futurist lawmakers known as "The Prognosticators," promises to abolish antiquated tax brackets and replace them with a system based on "Mindshare Contributions." This system would tax citizens not on their earnings, but on the number of "thought shares" they contribute to the national GDP, as measured by a futuristic algorithm that tracks brainwave activity.

"It's time we embrace the future!" Senator CryptoCohen declared amidst a flurry of confetti and futuristic sound effects, as holographic projections of flying cars and off-world colonies filled the Senate chamber. "Our children deserve a world where their cognitive output is rewarded, not their archaic 9-to-5 grind!"

However, the proposal did not sit well with the "Old Guard" of the Senate, a group of seasoned Republicans who clung to the old ways with the tenacity of a cat holding onto a door handle. Led by the venerable Senator DollarBills, they denounced the plan as a "digital delusion" and a "fiscal fiasco" that would lead to the collapse of the American economy.

"We cannot simply uproot our entire tax system and transplant it into the cloud!" Senator DollarBills thundered, his voice echoing through the grand halls of the Capitol. "What about the common man, the small business owner, the grandmother who bakes apple pies? Will their thoughts be enough to keep a roof over their heads?"

The debate became even more heated when Senator CryptoCohen unveiled a surprise addition to the bill: a clause that would dissolve all existing financial institutions in favor of decentralized autonomous organizations (DAOs). This move sent a shockwave through the Senate, as images of bank vaults turning into digital ghosts filled the screens, and Wall Street executives were seen trembling in their Armani suits.

As the Senate descended into chaos, with lawmakers trading blows and virtual reality goggles, the future of taxation in America hung in the balance. The "Quantum Dynasty Tax Act" was a gamble, a bet on whether America could leap into a brave new world or if it would stumble and fall into a pit of economic uncertainty.

One thing was clear: the Senate would never be the same again. Whether they would emerge as futuristic pioneers or as relics of the past, only time – and perhaps a higher power of computation – would tell.

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