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In a shocking turn of events, the most powerful tycoons in the mobile gaming industry have banded together to form a grassroots movement against the newly proposed "Tax the Gamers" bill. The bill, which has been met with widespread outrage among gamers nationwide, proposes a hefty tax on all in-game purchases within mobile games, claiming it as a necessary measure to fund the nation's crumbling infrastructure.

The movement, aptly named "Swipe Left on Taxation," was officially launched this morning by the charismatic CEO of UltraFun LLC, Billy "ButtonMasher" Mays. Flanked by a coalition of gaming industry titans, including the notorious "Freemium" Freddy and the infamous "In-App Purchase" Pete, Mays delivered a fiery speech that had the crowd of gamers and game developers alike hanging on his every word.

"We, the creators and purveyors of digital entertainment, stand united against this unjust and misguided legislation," Mays declared. "Our virtual worlds are under siege, and if this bill passes, it will not only stifle the creativity and innovation that drive our industry but also infringe upon the rights of millions of Americans to engage in their beloved pastime!"

The rally, which took place in the nation's capital, was a spectacle of epic proportions. Attendees donned elaborate costumes, ranging from medieval knights to futuristic space marines, each holding signs with clever slogans like "No Taxation Without Virtual Representation" and "Gamer Power: Not Just for High Scores Anymore!"

The event even saw a surprise appearance by the newly impeached former President, who, in a rare display of bipartisanship, voiced his support for the movement. "I've been on both sides of the political aisle," he said, "and I can tell you that no gamer, whether they're a peasant in the Kingdom of Clash or a warrior in the Realm of Candy, should be burdened with these excessive taxes!"

As the day progressed, the "Swipe Left on Taxation" rally gained momentum, with notable celebrities and social media influencers tweeting their support. Even the most cynical observers couldn't help but chuckle at the irony of a movement against taxation being led by the very individuals who profit immensely from the monetization of in-game purchases.

In a statement released later in the day, the bill's sponsor, Senator "TaxHawk" Thompson, expressed his frustration with the gaming community's resistance, stating, "It's disheartening to see such a frivolous response to a perfectly reasonable proposal. We're trying to fix potholes, not preserve high scores!"

However, as the sun set over the nation's capital, it was clear that the "Swipe Left on Taxation" movement had struck a chord with the masses. The gaming industry, often criticized for its escapism, had successfully turned the tables and made political satire its new playground. Whether this will lead to a change in legislation remains to be seen, but one thing is for certain: the gamers have officially entered the political arena, and they're playing to win.

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