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In a dramatic turn of events, President Mirthless Unsmiler has signed into law the "Great American Pie Act," a piece of legislation that has sent shockwaves through the nation's political landscape. The bill, which was hastily passed through Congress under a cloak of night, mandates that every American must consume at least one slice of apple pie a week, or face the wrath of the Internal Revenue Service.

The bill's introduction was met with a cacophony of cheers and jeers, with Republicans claiming it as a triumphant victory for family values and Democrats heralding it as a groundbreaking step towards nutritional policy. However, as the nation grappled with the implications of this unprecedented legislation, a sudden and unexpected natural disaster struck. A hurricane, aptly named "Whipped Cream," barreled through the Midwest, leaving a trail of toppled apple trees and confused weather forecasters in its wake.

The timing of the hurricane was so impeccable that conspiracy theorists were abuzz with speculation, suggesting that the disaster was a ploy to either promote or dismantle the newly passed pie act. Meanwhile, the President, clad in a rain-slicked poncho, stood atop the Capitol Building, a plate of apple pie cradled in one arm and a microphone in the other, addressing a nation in disarray.

"My fellow Americans, in the face of this whimsical weather, I urge you to embrace the spirit of the Great American Pie Act and find the pie amidst the chaos," Unsmiler proclaimed, his voice echoing through the howling winds. "Let us show the world that nothing, not even a hurricane named after our nation's favorite topping, can dampen our resolve to uphold this noble bill."

As the nation braced for impact, both politically and meteorologically, Americans were seen banding together, baking pies in communal kitchens and sharing them with neighbors as the storm approached. In a bizarre twist of fate, the Great American Pie Act, once a contentious piece of legislation, had unexpectedly fostered unity and resilience in the face of adversity.

In the heart of the Midwest, amidst the howling winds and relentless rain, a single apple pie stood as a symbol of hope and perseverance. Or was it a symbol of the absurdity of politics? Only time, and perhaps another act of Congress, would tell.

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