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In a staggering turn of events, sources close to the White House have exclusively revealed to The Capital Humorist that the recent impeachment chatter has not only rattled the political landscape but has also sparked a revolutionary approach to the nation's taxation policy.

It has come to light that, in a desperate bid to secure their positions, certain members of the Legislative Branch have proposed a novel strategy: "Impeachment Insurance." This innovative plan, the brainchild of the infamous lobbyist, "Swampy" J. Gator, involves legislators purchasing political protection in the form of hefty contributions to a newly formed "Defense Fund." In return, these lawmakers are promised a "Get Out of Impeachment Free" card, should they find themselves in the crosshairs of public disfavor or, more ominously, a special counsel investigation.

However, this revelation is not the most scandalous part of the story. The real kicker is that the funds raised by "Swampy" are not being used solely for legal defense. No, these contributions are being funneled into a controversial new tax loophole, dubbed the "Impeachment Tax Deduction." This loophole allows those who have donated to the Impeachment Insurance Fund to deduct their contributions from their annual taxable income. In essence, the more a politician spends on their political survival, the less they have to pay in taxes.

The IRS, in a stunning display of flexibility, has rubber-stamped this controversial deduction, leading to a surge in the stock prices of law firms specializing in white-collar defense and tailors known for their impeachment-worthy suits. The Treasury Department, which had initially raised an eyebrow at this flagrant tax dodge, has apparently been won over by the promise of exclusive access to the new "Impeachment Lounge" at Capitol Hill, an opulent haven where lawmakers can mingle, strategize, and sip on the lounge's signature cocktail: "The Constitutional Twist."

As the nation grapples with the implications of this audacious political and fiscal maneuver, many are left to ponder the irony of a system where the fear of being impeached is not only a career risk but also a potential financial windfall. Only time will tell if this latest strategy will be the savior of embattled legislators or if it will lead to a new era of "buy your way out" politics.

In the meantime, citizens are advised to review their tax returns for any suspicious deductions and to consider investing in the burgeoning stock of political consultants, as the impeachment merry-go-round shows no signs of slowing down.

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