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In a shocking twist of events, it has come to light that the recently impeached President Disharmony has been orchestrating a controversial political strategy that has, ironically, unified the nation in a newfound appreciation for political games. The strategy, which has been likened to a high-stakes game of Risk, involves a complex web of alliances, betrayals, and diplomatic maneuvers that have kept the United States on the edge of its collective seat.

Sources close to the White House, who wished to remain anonymous due to fear of being turned into a living meme, revealed that President Disharmony's plan was to "stir the pot" so vigorously that the nation would become too distracted by the chaos to notice the subtle shifts in policy that would benefit his agenda. Little did he know, the American public has a voracious appetite for political drama and has devoured every moment of it with the relish of a Thanksgiving feast.

The strategy has not only kept the nation's attention but has also led to an unprecedented surge in political engagement. Citizens across the country have taken to the streets, not in protest, but in costume, reenacting key moments from the ongoing political saga. Schools have adapted their curricula to include daily lessons on the intricacies of political gamesmanship, and children's books are being rewritten to include allegorical tales of senators as knights and impeachment as a quest for the Holy Grail of bipartisanship.

The implications of this new political landscape are profound. Experts predict that future elections will be less about policy and more about which candidate can deliver the most captivating plot twist. Campaign ads are expected to transition from earnest pleas for votes to cinematic trailers filled with suspense, cliffhangers, and special effects that would make even the most seasoned Hollywood director blush.

In a statement, President Disharmony, who is rumored to be writing a tell-all book titled "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Chaos," expressed his surprise at the situation. "I just thought Americans liked a good scandal," he said. "I didn't realize they'd become so invested in the narrative. It's like they've turned my presidency into a soap opera, and I'm the main character. Who knew politics could be this... gripping?"

As the nation continues to watch this political spectacle unfold, one thing is clear: the United States has been turned into a stage, and the audience can't get enough of the show. Whether this will lead to a more engaged citizenry or a nation too enthralled by political drama to notice the actual governance remains to be seen. But one thing's for sure, the next impeachment hearing is not to be missed – it's bound to be a cliffhanger that will have viewers tuning in from coast to coast, popcorn in hand.

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