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In a stunning turn of events, a leaked memo from the Republican National Committee has shed light on a clandestine political strategy inspired by the hit HBO series "Game of Thrones." The memo, obtained by our esteemed newsroom, outlines a plan to navigate the treacherous political landscape of the United States with the cunning and ruthlessness of the Lannisters, Starks, and Targaryens.

The strategy, codenamed "The Throne of America," is described in the memo as a multi-phase operation to secure the presidency for another four-year term. The first phase, "The Winter is Coming," encourages Republicans to stockpile resources and allies, much like the Starks preparing for the long, cold winter. The memo advises GOP members to "gather data and intel on the enemy's movements and weaknesses," which, in layman's terms, translates to extensive voter data analysis and opposition research.

The second phase, "You Win or You Die," takes its cue from the Lannisters' approach to the Game of Thrones. This phase is all about ruthless execution of the strategy, with no prisoners taken. The memo suggests that Republican candidates should be prepared to engage in "battle royale" primary debates, where the only way to stand out is to "unleash a storm of fire and fury" on their opponents, a nod to Daenerys Targaryen's dramatic entrance into the series.

The final phase, "The Iron Throne," is the endgame where the President, akin to the ruler of the Seven Kingdoms, must maintain control by any means necessary. The memo recommends the use of "espionage and subterfuge" to keep allies close and enemies closer. It also suggests that the President should employ a "dragon's strategy," which involves making bold, decisive moves that can change the course of the game overnight, much like the Targaryen's use of their dragons.

While the memo has not been officially confirmed by the RNC, political analysts are abuzz with the implications of such a strategy. Many are concerned that this approach could lead to a political climate more akin to a medieval power struggle than a democratic process. Others, however, see it as a refreshingly bold and innovative way to approach the upcoming elections.

In a statement, a spokesperson for the RNC laughed off the memo as a "satirical piece of fiction," but also hinted that "the best politics is indeed imitated politics." Whether this strategy will be put into action or not, one thing is clear: the political arena is about to get a lot more dramatic, and the American people will be the unwitting audience to a real-life Game of Thrones.

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