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In a shocking turn of events that has sent political pundits and the general populace into a frenzy of speculation, it has been reported that a faction within the Democratic Party is actively considering the impeachment of President Clueless over his administration's apparent refusal to embrace the future. The controversy stems from President Clueless's recent statement, declaring his administration's commitment to upholding the "timeless values and traditions" of governance, which many interpret as a veiled attempt to maintain outdated policies in the face of scientific advancements and futuristic ideologies.

The rift within the Democratic Party has been likened to a schism between the "Old Guard," who are seen as holdouts of a bygone era, and the "Tomorrow's Avengers," a group of progressive lawmakers who believe that the President's stance is not only regressive but also "dangerously delusional." The Avengers have called for a "Technotrial" to determine whether President Clueless's administration is indeed out of touch with the current trajectory of human progress, or if this is merely a cunning ploy to garner support from a mythical base of "traditionalists" who oppose any form of innovation.

The tension reached a boiling point when a whistleblower, known only as "Dr. Future," leaked a classified document revealing that the government's top-secret research project, "Project Tomorrow," has been quietly dismantled. The project, which aimed to integrate cutting-edge science with government policy, was deemed too "radical" and "un-American" by unnamed sources close to the President.

In response, the Avengers have initiated a series of public debates and forums, dubbed the "Science March on Washington," where renowned futurists and scientists are set to duel with seasoned politicians in a battle of wits and arguments. The Avengers argue that the future of the nation hangs in the balance, and that the choice is clear: embrace the advancements of science and futurism or be left behind in the dustbin of history.

As the impeachment showdown unfolds, the nation watches with bated breath, anticipating a clash of ideologies that could redefine the very fabric of American society. Will President Clueless's administration stand firm in its commitment to the past, or will the siren call of progress and innovation sway the hearts and minds of the Democratic Party? Only time will tell, but one thing is certain: the future has never been this contentious.

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