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In a stunning turn of events, sources close to the House of Representatives have leaked that the upcoming impeachment vote against President Ethan Starr may not only determine the fate of the nation's top executive but could also set the stage for a radical shift in America's economic policy. Insiders claim that the futuristic implications of the impeachment proceedings are so profound that they could potentially lead to the creation of a new department within the federal government: the Bureau of Futuristic Economic Strategy (BFES).

The BFES, as envisioned by the secretive group of economists and futurists, would be tasked with developing policies that harness the power of advanced technologies such as artificial intelligence, quantum computing, and teleportation to revolutionize the American economy. The bureau's first order of business, if the impeachment vote succeeds, would be to implement a nationwide program for the redistribution of flying cars, ensuring equitable access to personal air transportation for all citizens.

Moreover, the BFES is rumored to be considering the introduction of a universal basic income, financed by the proceeds from the sale of the country's vast reserves of unicorn horn, which, according to a leaked report, possesses unique properties that could power the next generation of renewable energy sources.

Critics of the impeachment motion argue that such drastic changes to the economic landscape are premature and could lead to a dystopian society where citizens spend their days zipping around in hover-cars and lounging on energy generated by mythical horns. However, proponents of the impeachment argue that the current economic system is outdated and that embracing futurism is the only way to keep pace with the rapidly evolving global market.

As the nation holds its breath, the House of Representatives prepares to cast their votes, the question remains: Will America take the leap into a futuristic economic utopia, or will it cling to the reins of traditionalism, fearing the unknown? Only time will tell, but one thing is certain—the impeachment of President Starr could mark the dawn of a new era in American history, where the only limit to economic policy is the boundary of imagination.

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