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In an unprecedented twist of events that would make George Orwell blush, the Democrats have found themselves in the hot seat after the impeachment trial of President Clueless revealed a web of deep-seated corruption that would make any dystopian novelist nod in approval. The trial, which was supposed to be a clear-cut case of high treason, has instead turned into a comedy of errors, with each revelation more bizarre than the last.

At the heart of the scandal is the discovery that the Democratic Party has been secretly funding a black market for freedom, a commodity that was thought to be universally accessible. "It's like they're trying to monopolize liberty," exclaimed an outraged citizen, clutching a faded copy of the Constitution. "Who do they think they are, the founders?"

The corruption doesn't stop there. It has been revealed that key members of the impeachment committee, including the much-lauded lead prosecutor, Attorney General Justice-for-Sale, have been accepting bribes in the form of lifetime supplies of gluten-free bread and unlimited access to streaming services. "I can't believe we fell for this," muttered a former campaign volunteer, staring wistfully at their smartphone, which had been confiscated as part of a broader investigation into electoral fraud.

But perhaps the most shocking revelation is that the entire impeachment process was a ruse to distract the public from the Democrats' involvement in a clandestine operation to replace all U.S. currency with Monopoly money. "It's all part of their grand plan to undermine the economy and plunge us into anarchy," whispered a conspiracy theorist, adjusting his tinfoil hat.

In response to the scandal, President Clueless has called for a "return to values," which many interpret as a code to start hoarding canned goods and learning survival skills. Meanwhile, the Democratic Party has issued a statement claiming that they are the true victims in this debacle, citing a long-standing tradition of political satire as the root of all their troubles.

As the nation grapples with the implications of this political circus, one thing is clear: the line between truth and satire has been forever blurred. And in this new dystopian reality, the only thing more precious than freedom is a sense of humor.

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