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In an unprecedented turn of events, the Senate held a spirited debate this week over the allocation of funds for a perpetually ongoing war that has been fought for the past 128 years. The debate, which was open to the public and broadcasted live on major networks, featured Senators from both parties passionately arguing their positions.

On one side, we had Senator Longshot (R-TX), who proposed a bold and innovative approach to war funding: a new tax deduction for citizens who volunteer to fight. "Why should the government bear the entire financial burden of our country's defense?" he rhetorically asked the chamber. "Let's empower the people, the true warriors of liberty, to invest in their own valor with tax incentives!" His plan, dubbed the "Fight and Fiscal Responsibility Act," promises to "reinvigorate the spirit of freedom and financial savvy among our citizens."

On the opposite side, Senator Bipartisan (D-CA) condemned the proposal as a ploy to "exploit patriotism for personal gain." She argued for increased government investment, insisting that the war was a "complex, multifaceted conflict that requires the expertise and resources of the world's greatest military." Her counterproposal, the "Sustainable Strife Support System," would allocate an additional $2 trillion over the next decade to ensure that the war continues without interruption, regardless of casualty or public opinion.

Meanwhile, in a surprising move, third-party candidate Governor Cheese (I-VT) threw his hat into the ring with a proposal to turn the war into a reality TV show. "Why spend billions on troops and weapons when we can entertain the masses and fund the entire operation through advertising revenue?" he posited. The show, tentatively titled "Battle Royale: American Edition," would feature real soldiers engaging in combat while audiences vote for their favorite fighters, with the winner receiving a substantial cash prize and a lifetime supply of reality TV fame.

As the election year heats up, taxpayers across the nation are left scratching their heads, wondering if their hard-earned dollars are being spent on a prolonged conflict or a new reality TV sensation. One thing is for sure: the Senate's debate has certainly added a new layer of intrigue to the upcoming vote, leaving citizens both concerned and somewhat amused at the prospect of funding their own wars or watching them for entertainment.

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