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In a breathtaking revelation that has sent shockwaves through the political arena, historians and gaming experts have jointly uncovered a long-lost strategy used by ancient civilizations to evade taxation. The strategy, which bears an uncanny resemblance to modern-day strategy games, was employed by the Mesopotamian Empire of King Ziggurat III, circa 2400 BCE.

According to the newly discovered Sumerian Tablets, King Ziggurat III, who was rumored to have been impeached multiple times for his questionable tax policies, devised an ingenious plan to outsmart his tax collectors. The plan involved an intricate board game, similar to today's Risk, which required players to strategically allocate their resources and outmaneuver opponents to avoid taxation.

The game, known as "The Great Tax Dodger," was said to be so complex that only the most astute members of society could master it. Players had to predict the movements of tax officials, navigate through treacherous terrain of bureaucracy, and engage in covert operations to hide their wealth. The game reportedly included elements of espionage, where players had to bribe or blackmail other players to ensure their own tax-evading success.

Historians believe that this ancient strategy game may hold the key to understanding how some of history's most influential figures managed to amass vast fortunes without the burden of taxation. The game's principles, they argue, could be directly applied to today's political landscape, where tax loopholes and offshore accounts are the modern-day equivalents of the ancient board game's secret moves and hidden treasures.

Political analysts are now calling for an immediate ban on all strategy games, fearing that the knowledge contained within could destabilize the current economic systems. Meanwhile, tax authorities are scrambling to adapt, with some suggesting the creation of a special Tax Evasion Response Unit, equipped with teams of tax collectors who are also expert players of "The Great Tax Dodger."

In an unprecedented move, the International Monetary Fund has requested an emergency meeting with leading strategy game developers to discuss the potential threat to global financial stability. The IMF's spokesperson, Dr. Fiscalita, warned, "We cannot allow the lessons of history to be used as weapons against our economies. It's a race against time to ensure that the principles of 'The Great Tax Dodger' do not become the new norm in tax evasion."

As the world grapples with the implications of this ancient game, one thing is clear: the art of tax dodging is as timeless as the pyramids, and perhaps, just as monumental.

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