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In an unexpected turn of events, the Department of Defense has just announced a groundbreaking new initiative that promises to revolutionize the fields of science and economics, as well as the very concept of warfare. Dubbed "Operation Tax March," the program is set to reallocate the country's entire military budget into a nationwide investment in scientific research and development.

The mastermind behind this audacious plan is none other than Secretary of Defense, General Fiscal Cuttingboard, who, in a press conference, declared, "We've been pouring billions into aircraft carriers and missile systems that are as outdated as rotary phones. It's time to invest in the future!"

The initiative, which has been described as both "brilliant" and "insane" by military analysts and economists alike, will see the construction of a colossal research facility, named the "Pentagon of Progress," where the brightest minds will collaborate to unlock the mysteries of the universe, from quantum computing to interstellar travel.

In a world where the national debt is skyrocketing and the public's patience with the status quo is waning, General Fiscal Cuttingboard's plan seems to be a bold gamble that could either lead to the next industrial revolution or precipitate a economic collapse of epic proportions.

Critics have already begun to decry the move as a misallocation of resources, arguing that defense spending is a cornerstone of national security. However, supporters of the initiative argue that with the current state of global affairs, the concept of traditional warfare is becoming obsolete, and the country needs to shift its focus to the true threats of the 21st century: climate change, pandemics, and extraterrestrial life.

As the world watches with bated breath, one thing is certain: Operation Tax March is set to be the most ambitious, and potentially the most controversial, policy decision of the decade. Will it be the catalyst for a new era of peace and prosperity, or will it lead to the downfall of the nation's financial stability? Only time will tell, but one thing's for sure: the future has never looked so taxing.

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