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In a stunning and entirely unexpected turn of events, the Supreme Court has today ruled that all future conflicts must be settled by a series of high-stakes video games between the leaders of warring nations. The decision, which has left political commentators both bewildered and strangely optimistic, came as a complete surprise to the world, especially to President Gamer who was seen just hours before the announcement passionately defending traditional warfare as a tried-and-true method of international diplomacy.

The historic ruling, which has been dubbed "The Gamer Peace Accord," mandates that any nation involved in a declared state of hostility must now field a representative gamer to compete in a predetermined electronic tournament. The winner of this tournament will be granted sovereignty over the disputed territory, while the loser must publicly acknowledge the superior gaming prowess of their opponent and agree to a ceasefire.

The international community has reacted with a mix of confusion and delight. The United Nations has quickly convened a special session to discuss the implications of this new form of warfare, while major gaming companies have reported a sudden surge in international funding and sponsorships. Wall Street analysts are predicting a new market boom, with stocks for gaming companies soaring to unprecedented levels.

In an exclusive interview with our correspondent, a jubilant President Gamer stated, "I've always believed that the real test of a nation's strength lies in the agility and strategic acumen of its gamers, not in the arsenals of its military. This is a golden era for peace and for gaming. Let's play!"

Meanwhile, defense contractors across the globe are reportedly exploring career opportunities in the gaming industry, as the age of high-tech warfare appears to be over, and the era of high-score warfare has just begun. Only time will tell if this new approach to conflict resolution will bring about a lasting peace or if it will lead to an international competition of button-mashing and thumb-soreness. One thing is for certain: the world will never be the same again.

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