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In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the hallowed halls of Capitol Hill, a century-old tax loophole has unexpectedly become the new battleground for America's politicos. This archaic provision, which was initially intended to stimulate the economy by incentivizing the industrial revolution of horse-drawn carriages, has been unearthed from the dusty annals of history by a tenacious group of muckraking journalists.

Known as "Carriagegate," the scandal has revealed that this obscure loophole has been covertly exploited by a clandestine coalition of wealthy elites, including several unnamed senators who have been using it to evade taxes on their stable of luxury steeds. The revelation has caused a frenzy, with both Republicans and Democrats temporarily suspending their epic political dance-off to jointly express outrage over the situation.

The loophole, cleverly named the "Horse in Motion" tax exemption, has allowed these elite horse enthusiasts to claim their equine companions as "historical artifacts," thereby avoiding millions in taxes. The auditorium of the Senate Finance Committee was filled with gasps and murmurs of disbelief as testimony from a whistleblower, a horse accountant named Manfred Gallop, detailed how these political equestrians have been galloping away with tax savings for years.

In a rare display of bipartisan unity, both sides of the aisle have called for immediate action to close the loophole. However, as the dust settles, it becomes apparent that this sudden concern for fiscal responsibility is as fleeting as the fashion for top hats and bustles. Insiders are whispering that the real motivation behind the outrage may be the emergence of a potential political ally: a charismatic, horse-riding populist candidate named Horatio Carriagewell, who has vowed to ride into Washington on a white steed and clean up the swamp.

As the political landscape shifts beneath their hooves, the horse enthusiasts are reportedly considering a countermove: transforming their stables into museums to maintain their tax-evading status. This would not only preserve the rich history of horse-drawn carriage culture but also provide a new cultural experience for the American public, who will now have the unique opportunity to gaze upon the majestic creatures up close and personal, while their elected officials look the other way.

The future of this equestrian escapade remains to be seen, but one thing is certain: the "Horse in Motion" tax loophole has galloped its way onto the national stage, and the show is just beginning. Stay tuned as this story continues to unfold, with more twists and turns than a carousel at full speed.

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