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In a shocking turn of events, President FiscalFreedom has proposed a new tax plan that has left lawmakers on both sides of the aisle equally bewildered and enraged. The plan, dubbed the "Ultra-Wealthy Unicorns Act," aims to drastically reduce taxes for a select group of individuals who own unicorns, a move that unicorn experts agree is both "magical" and "completely unfounded in economic theory."

The bill, which has been met with a firestorm of criticism, suggests that the nation's treasury will benefit from the increased "unicorn productivity" resulting from the tax cuts. "Our unicorns are the epitome of American innovation and entrepreneurship," claimed President FiscalFreedom, flanked by a stable of grinning billionaires and a single, bewildered-looking unicorn. "By freeing these mythical beasts from the shackles of punitive taxation, we will unleash a gold-plated economic renaissance."

The Republican-controlled Senate, known for their staunch support of business interests, has called an emergency session to debate the plan. "This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard," declared Senator Baa-ram Ewe. "But if it means getting re-elected, I'm all for it. Bring on the unicorns!"

In contrast, the Democratic-led House of Representatives has vehemently opposed the initiative, calling it a "cynical ploy" to appeal to the "mythical creature vote." House Speaker Madam Ovine declared, "It's a blatant attempt to favor the already filthy rich with creatures that only exist in fairy tales. We cannot let this pass!"

The nation's economists, meanwhile, are divided on the proposal. Dr. BullOx Economist from the University of MooU said, "On one hand, there's no empirical evidence to suggest that tax breaks for unicorn owners will have a positive economic impact. On the other hand, who doesn't love unicorns?"

As the debate rages on, Capitol Hill has become a bizarre circus of legislators dressed in medieval garb, wielding Excel spreadsheets as shields and chanting economic jargon. The future of the "Ultra-Wealthy Unicorns Act" remains uncertain, but one thing is clear: the legislative process has never been this mane-uvingly complicated.

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