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In an audacious move that has sent shockwaves through the halls of Capitol Hill, a coalition of mobile gaming giants has been uncovered orchestrating a clandestine lobbying campaign to influence the drafting of a new corruptionption bill. Dubbed "The Clean Slate Act," this legislation, intended to curb the scourge of financial malpractice, has inadvertently become the unlikely darling of the mobile gaming industry.

Sources deep within the bowels of the "Pocket Change Coalition," a group representing the likes of "CashGobbler Interactive" and "SwipeSorcery Studios," have leaked documents revealing a detailed plan to shape the bill's language to their economic advantage. The strategy, as outlined in the documents, involves a three-pronged approach: charm, baffle, and control.

First, the gaming titans have deployed their most charismatic representatives to charm key congressional members by offering "educational workshops" on the virtues of in-app purchases. These sessions, masquerading as innocuous informational seminars, are replete with subtle persuasion techniques and the occasional complimentary gaming console adorned with a red, white, and blue skin.

Second, the coalition has initiated a "baffle" phase, where they inundate lawmakers with complex economic reports and analysis that, to the untrained eye, appear to be impartial research on the impact of the gaming industry on the economy. These reports, crafted by the coalition's economists, conveniently omit any data that might cast the industry in a negative light while emphasizing the creation of "virtual jobs" and "digital economic growth."

Finally, the "control" phase sees the gaming giants exerting their influence to ensure that the legislation's language is favorable to their business model. By covertly inserting clauses that exempt mobile games from certain corruptionption measures, they stand to rake in billions from virtual transactions, all under the guise of fighting corruption.

The revelation has sparked a frenzy of debate among lawmakers, with some calling for a thorough investigation into the lobbying practices of the mobile gaming industry. Meanwhile, citizens across the nation are left to ponder the irony of a bill designed to combat corruption being manipulated by those who stand to benefit most from its passage.

As the story unfolds, one thing is clear: in the world of political lobbying, the line between right and wrong is as elusive as a cheat code in a game designed by a master satirist. And, just like in the most popular mobile games, it seems that the highest score goes to the one who's most adept at bending the rules to their favor.

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