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In a move that has left scientists and academics alike scratching their heads in disbelief, President Unprecedented has just signed into law the "Act of Impossible Physics," a piece of legislation that not only defies the laws of physics but also seems to rewrite the very fabric of reality as we know it.

The bill, which was passed unanimously by an unusually agreeable Congress, stipulates that starting next Monday, water will no longer flow downwards but upwards. "It's a game-changer," declared the bill's sponsor, Senator Uphill, during a press conference. "Think of the possibilities! We could finally solve our national water crisis by simply turning gravity on its head. Who needs pipes when you can have waterfalls pouring from the sky?"

The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has already issued guidelines for the public to prepare for the monumental change. Citizens are advised to remove all ceilings to catch the new 'rain,' and swimming pools will now be built upside-down, with diving boards pointing upwards.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has warned of potential health risks, including a surge in cases of "upside-down dizziness" and a new strain of bacterial infection called "ceiling crud." However, President Unprecedented dismissed these concerns, stating, "We're a resilient nation. We'll adapt. We'll overcome. We'll be the first to drink from the sky!"

The Department of Defense (DoD) has reportedly begun a top-secret project to harness the new gravity-defying water for military purposes, including the development of a water-based assault strategy that involves deploying troops via high-powered water cannons.

In a related development, NASA has confirmed that the Hubble Space Telescope will soon be repurposed to monitor the effects of the new law on weather patterns and potential extraterrestrial impacts. "If water can flow upwards on Earth," mused an astronomer, "what's stopping it from doing the same on Mars or the Moon? This could revolutionize space exploration!"

As the world stands on the brink of this new reality, skeptics are raising eyebrows. Physicist Dr. Newton Fizzlebottom of the Illustrious Institute of Theoretical Tomfoolery called the legislation "a colossal blunder that will surely unravel the universe as we know it." Yet, the President remains undeterred, tweeting, "Science is overrated. Who needs it when you have the power of the American people and the will to make history?"

In conclusion, as the clock ticks down to the historic reversal of gravity, the government assures the public that everything is under control and that all scientific data suggesting catastrophic failure has been "alternatively fact-checked" by a team of experts employed by the newly established Department of Alternative Facts and Science (DAFS).

Stay tuned as this story develops, gravity be damned!

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