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In a shocking turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the hallowed halls of the Capitol, President Bannon has found himself in hot water after declaring an undeclared war on a nation of carrot-loving bunnies. The "Carrot Conflict," as it has been aptly named, has sparked a firestorm of controversy and has led to the president's impeachment by the House of Representatives.

Sources close to the Bannon administration have revealed that the president, in a bold and unilateral decision, deployed a battalion of genetically modified giant chickens equipped with state-of-the-art laser eyes to deter the bunnies from their precious carrot fields. The bunnies, however, are rumored to have an underground network of rabbit holes leading to an undisclosed location where they have been stockpiling an arsenal of carrot-based weaponry, including carrot-tipped missiles and carrot-launching catapults.

The impeachment, which came as a complete surprise to the president, has divided the nation. Supporters of President Bannon argue that his decisive action was necessary to protect the nation's "carrot security," while opponents claim that the president's move was a blatant violation of the War Powers Resolution.

The situation has reached a tipping point as the Senate prepares to decide whether to convict and remove President Bannon from office. If the Senate votes in favor of the impeachment, it would set a precedent for future presidents, potentially leading to a legislative free-for-all where every undeclared skirmish could lead to the ousting of the commander-in-chief.

In a rare bipartisan moment, both Senator Carrot Top and Senator Lettuce Leaf have called for a peaceful resolution to the conflict, suggesting that perhaps the solution lies not in war, but in diplomacy – or perhaps in a peace summit over a sharing agreement for the carrots.

As the nation holds its breath, the world watches with bated anticipation to see how this carrot-centric conflict will unfold. Will President Bannon's gamble pay off, or will this be the end of his tumultuous tenure? Only time will tell, but one thing is for certain: the phrase "War on Carrots" will forever be etched into the annals of American history.

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