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In a shocking turn of events that has left political pundits and video game aficionados alike scratching their heads, President VideoGameMan, a lifelong gamer and self-proclaimed "Tax Crusader," has been sworn into office after an unexpected landslide victory. This election saw the rise of a new demographic in politics: the gamers. And not just any gamers, but those who have spent countless hours mastering the intricate world of tax loopholes and economic strategy games.

The campaign, which could generously be described as erratic, was fueled by President VideoGameMan's promise to reform the tax system using the "ultra-realistic economic modeling" he claimed to have honed through years of playing a game eerily similar to the real-world economy. His platform, a manifesto that read like a bizarre blend of Ayn Rand and the strategy guide for "SimCity," promised to revolutionize taxation by introducing a system where tax rates would fluctuate based on the current state of the national GDP, as determined by a sophisticated algorithm inspired by the hit game "EconomyCraft."

The nation watched in awe as President VideoGameMan, during his first State of the Union address, began discussing fiscal policy with references to "quest objectives" and "in-game achievements." His supporters cheered as he declared his intention to "unlock" the full potential of the American economy by implementing a new tax code he named the "Economic Mastery System." This system, he claimed, would automatically adjust tax rates to stimulate growth, reduce debt, and provide a "bonus" to taxpayers in the form of guaranteed annual dividends.

But the gaming metaphors didn't stop at policy discussions. The White House Correspondents' Dinner became an unexpected esports event as President VideoGameMan played a live game of "Tax Simulator 2023" against a virtual representation of the federal budget, much to the confusion and delight of the audience.

However, the fairy-tale presidency of President VideoGameMan took a dramatic turn when he was impeached for "abuse of the executive branch's computing resources" after it was discovered that his decision-making process involved an AI trained on thousands of hours of gameplay footage from "World of Warcraft."

In a final act of defiance, President VideoGameMan, as he was escorted out of the Oval Office, declared that he would continue to "quest" for a better America from the safety of his mother's basement. As the dust settles on this unprecedented chapter in American history, one thing is clear: the gaming community has officially entered the political arena, and nothing will ever be the same again.

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