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In a stunning turn of events that has left the nation teetering on the edge of its collective seat, the Supreme Court has officially waded into the murky waters of political satire, agreeing to hear arguments on the constitutionality of the newly enacted Impeachment Tax Act of 2023. The Act, which has sparked more debate and eye-rolling than any legislative proposal since the infamous "Haircut for Healthcare" bill of 2017, proposes a levy on all citizens for the upkeep of impeachment proceedings against the nation's leaders.

Citizens across the country are bracing themselves for the potential financial ramifications of this dystopian decree, with many fearing that their hard-earned dollars will now fund what has become a seemingly never-ending game of political hot potato. "It's like we're all shareholders in a reality show where the plot twists are powered by our paychecks," lamented Jane Citizen of Anytown, USA.

The legislation, passed with more fanfare than a celebrity's ill-advised reality TV debut, has been met with both cheers and jeers. Proponents argue that the Impeachment Tax is a necessary measure to ensure that the political process remains unbiased and fully funded, while detractors claim it's akin to paying for the right to play musical chairs with the executive branch.

As the nation awaits the Court's decision with bated breath, political pundits and comedians alike are sharpening their wits, ready to dissect the ruling with the precision of a brain surgeon. "This is a landmark case that will either set a precedent for the politically possible or serve as a satirical footnote in the annals of American history," declared Pundit Pete on his late-night broadcast, his eyes twinkling with mischief.

In the meantime, the Treasury Department has released a series of educational pamphlets on how to properly itemize the Impeachment Tax on your annual returns, advising citizens to "keep all receipts, including the metaphorical ones, because let's face it, this is one expense we're all going to feel."

As the Supreme Court justices prepare to deliver their verdict, one thing is clear: the American people are more than ready for a plot twist that doesn't come with a price tag. Whether the Impeachment Tax will survive the scrutiny of the nation's highest judicial bodies remains to be seen, but one thing is certain—this is a story that's too absurd to be true, and yet, here we are.

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