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In a stunning turn of events that has left political pundits and war profiteers alike scratching their heads, Democratic presidential hopeful, Senator Betsy Bluejeans, has unveiled her revolutionary "No More Wars, Only Affairs" economic strategy. This audacious plan, announced at a raucous rally held in the shadow of the Pentagon, proposes to redirect the United States' military budget warards funding international diplomatic escapades, aka "affairs," with the aim of fostering global harmony and, ironically, national prosperity.

Bluejeans, a seasoned politician known for her unorthodox methods and a firm believer in the "soft power" of charm and wit, asserted that the era of gunboat diplomacy is over and the age of "wooing" has begun. "We will no longer spend billions on bombs that end up in the hands of terrorists or in the murky depths of the ocean never to be seen again," she declared with a twinkle in her eye. "Instead, we will invest in the art of persuasion, in the charm of roses over rifles, in the whispers of diplomacy rather than the screams of war."

Her plan, which she calls "The Bluejeans Blueprint for World Peace and Prosperity," outlines a series of initiatives, including a new "Ministry of Romance" that will be tasked with sending the world's most suave and articulate Americans abroad to mend fences and forge new alliances. The Blueprint also suggests the creation of a "Global Love Ambassadors" program, where Americans will be dispatched to conflict zones to not only negotiate peace but also to host cultural exchange events filled with music, dance, and, of course, fine dining.

Critics of the plan, mostly from the ranks of her opponents who stand to lose lucrative defense contracts, have denounced it as naive and dangerously idealistic. "It's akin to trying to solve a bullet ant problem with a pacifier," snorted Senator Roughneck Racine, a hardline Republican with a penchant for military metaphors. "We need a strong defense to keep our nation safe, not a bunch of diplomatic sweet-talkers."

However, supporters of the plan argue that the United States has been spending trillions on wars that have led to neither peace nor a robust economy. They point out that the proposed reallocation of funds could potentially create millions of jobs in the soft power sector, from international cultural exchanges to diplomatic training programs.

The Bluejeans Blueprint has set the political world abuzz with debate and speculation, and while some dismiss it as a pie-in-the-sky fantasy, others see it as a bold new direction for American foreign policy. One thing is certain: Senator Betsy Bluejeans has once again proven that in the world of politics, nothing is off the table, and the only thing more powerful than a battleship is a well-timed, disarming smile.

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