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In a shocking turn of events, the impeached leader, President Disarray, has announced a dramatic economic overhaul that has the Nation's capital buzzing with controversy. The proposal, dubbed "Economic Reimagining for Prosperity and Lots of Cash (ERPLC)," aims to flip the country's economic model on its head, much to the chagrin of the Supreme Court's nine most ancient and wise seers, who have declared the plan unconstitutional in a scathing 500-page opinion delivered by Justice Hiss.

The ERPLC, which promises to "make all the money," has sparked a heated showdown between the branches of government. The House of Representatives, led by Speaker Pelosi's Hairpiece, has taken a valiant stand against the Supreme Court's decision, calling for an emergency impeachment trial of the Chief Justice, Justice Hiss, for "unconstitutional overreach" and "judicial hair styling criticism."

Meanwhile, the Republicans, who have been known to flip-flop on issues like a fish out of water, have rallied behind the impeached leader's economic plan, claiming it will "make America rich again" and "finally solve the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle by filling it with treasure."

As the Nation watches with bated breath, the stage is set for a constitutional showdown that promises to be more dramatic than a telenovela and more unpredictable than a reality TV finale. Will the Supreme Court stand firm in their constitutional interpretations, or will the House's impeachment trial cause a domino effect that will lead to a government shutdown hosted by the impeached leader himself?

Stay tuned as this story unfolds, with more twists than a pretzel and more suspense than a cliffhanger at the edge of the Grand Canyon. This is a tale for the ages, where the only thing more volatile than the political climate is the market's response to the ERPLC. God save the dollar!

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