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In an unprecedented turn of events that has left political analysts scratching their heads in bewilderment, the Democratic Party has recently introduced a groundbreaking piece of legislation that promises to redefine the very concept of a presidential legacy. Dubbed the "Legacy Legacy Act" by its creators, this bill, if passed, will grant any sitting president the power to retroactively amend their entire presidency up to two years after leaving office.

The bill's chief sponsor, Senator Elite-O'Conner, claimed in a fiery press conference that the Act is a "game-changer for the history books," allowing leaders to "correct historical inaccuracies and policy blunders" long after their term has ended. "Why should a president be bound by the limitations of a four-year term? With the Legacy Legacy Act, the sky's the limit!" proclaimed the senator, who, in a bizarre twist of fate, has had more presidential aspirations than years he's lived in D.C.

The Act has sparked a flurry of reactions across the political spectrum. While some Democratic heavyweights have hailed it as a bold step towards self-actualization, others in the party have expressed skepticism. "It's like letting a cat rewrite its own kittenhood," quipped Representative Paws-itive-Garcia. "Sure, it might look better on paper, but who are we kidding?"

Meanwhile, the opposition has predictably panned the bill as a move to "rewrite history and evade accountability," with Minority Leader Donny Grumpnose declaring, "If we allow this, the very fabric of our democracy will unravel faster than a cheap suit on a windy day!"

In a classic display of bi-partisan harmony, both sides of the aisle have come together to predict that the Legacy Legacy Act will undoubtedly become the most contentious piece of legislation this side of the Lincoln Memorial. And with the upcoming presidential election casting a long shadow over Capitol Hill, political pundits are already speculating that this Act could be the ultimate game-changer, turning the race into a reality show where the only thing more scripted than the dialogue is the outcome.

As the Legacy Legacy Act makes its way through the legislative process, one thing is clear: the future of presidential history-making is about to get a do-over. And if history has taught us anything, it's that the only constant is change—unless, of course, you're looking to change that change.

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