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In a groundbreaking move that would make George Orwell raise an eyebrow from his grave, a cadre of impeached politicians has recently been spotted collaborating with notorious mobile game developers to introduce a new form of taxation. This innovative method, which we're calling "Dystopian Engagement Revenue Model" (DERM), is not only a clever ploy to shift public perception but also a shrewd way to line their pockets while on the political unemployment line.

According to leaked documents obtained by our intrepid and totally not fake news team, these political mavericks have been secretly working on embedding subtle endorsements and cameos within the most addictive mobile games. Players, unknowingly engaging with the game, are subliminally influenced by the politicians' charisma, which, despite their recent impeachment, still somehow manages to charm digital avatars.

The games, which range from farm simulations to apocalyptic survival scenarios, feature the politicians as heroic figures, leading players to victory against all odds. In return, players are subtly encouraged to participate in a new form of taxation, where "virtual favors" can be "purchased" with real money. These favors are humorously depicted as "influence points" that can sway the game's narrative in their favor.

"It's a win-win situation," one of the impeached politicians, known only as "Senator Swindle," boasted to our undercover operative. "I get to regain public trust and even make more money than when I was in office. Plus, it's a great way to test the waters for a possible comeback."

Critics argue that this new form of taxation is a blatant violation of the separation of virtual life and real-world finance. However, the politicians maintain that it's all in good fun and that no one is forced to spend a dime. "It's just like donating to a campaign, but instead of getting a bumper sticker, you get to save a digital farm from a fire-breathing dragon," Senator Swindle explained with a straight face.

As the news of this novel taxation method spreads, many are left wondering if this is the future of political strategy. Will virtual endorsements replace town hall meetings? Only time will tell, but one thing is for certain: the line between politics and entertainment is now thinner than a political promise.

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