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In an unprecedented turn of events, the United States Senate erupted into uproarious laughter today as the "AI in Political Satire Games Regulation Act" unanimously passed its first hurdle. The bill, proposed by the esteemed Senator Chuckles McLaughternote (R-Giggleburg), aims to establish a strict framework for the integration of artificial intelligence in political satire video games.

The proposed legislation, which has sparked a fiery debate on the floor of the Senate, seeks to regulate how AI characters in political satire games interact with players, particularly in scenarios that might "unduly influence the political landscape or the mental health of minors." McLaughternote, known for his steadfast commitment to upholding the sanctity of American humor, argued that AI-driven satire was becoming "too real" and posed a significant threat to the public's ability to distinguish between reality and digital humor.

"We cannot allow these machines to outwit our nation's comedic genius," McLaughternote proclaimed, his voice ringing with both urgency and a hint of mirth. "The future of political satire hangs in the balance, and it is our duty to ensure that the laughter remains in human hands, not silicon chips!"

The act's critics, however, dismissed the proposal as a "satirical farce," pointing out the irony of regulating satire itself. "If we start censoring AI in satirical games, where do we draw the line?" asked Senator Jestine Fairbanks (D-Wittleton). "Next thing you know, we'll be banning jokes that offend AI characters. The very essence of satire is to push boundaries, and I fear this bill is an attempt to muzzle free speech in the name of political correctness."

The Senate floor was a spectacle of political theater, with lawmakers from both sides of the aisle engaging in a playful yet passionate debate. At one point, Senator McLaughternote was seen engaging in a mock wrestling match with Senator Fairbanks, much to the delight of their colleagues.

As the debate raged on, a mysterious figure cloaked in a trench coat and top hat was spotted in the Senate gallery, chuckling under their breath. Speculation among the senators was rife, with some suggesting that it was none other than the elusive political satirist, "Cato the Sage," who had famously predicted the rise of AI in satire back in the 22nd century.

In the end, the bill passed with a unanimous vote, not because the Senate believed in the necessity of regulating AI in political satire, but because it provided an opportunity for a well-needed chuckle amidst the grave political climate. As the Senate adjourned for the day, a sense of camaraderie filled the air, and for a moment, the lines between satire and reality blurred, leaving everyone with a newfound appreciation for the peculiar intersection of politics, humor, and futurism.

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