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In a bold and unprecedented move that has left political pundits and futurists alike scratching their heads in bewilderment, the House of Representatives has passed the "Futuristic American Liberties and Income Reduction Act" or FALIR Act for short. This groundbreaking piece of legislation, sponsored by the enigmatic Congressperson Ziggy Stardust, promises to revolutionize the American way of life by slashing taxes, expanding freedoms, and propelling the nation into a utopian era of technological advancement.

The FALIR Act, which passed with a resounding 666-0 vote (with 37 members abstaining, citing "existence uncertainty"), is a veritable smorgasbord of progressive policies. It includes the total abolition of income tax for all citizens, a complete overhaul of the current education system to incorporate intergalactic studies, and the establishment of a national robotics program aimed at replacing all human labor with sentient machines by the year 2030.

But that's not all. The act also mandates that every American must own at least one flying car by the year 2025, or face a hefty fine of $1 million. Additionally, it requires all citizens to participate in a weekly virtual reality session, where they can live out their dreams and phobias in a controlled environment. The goal, according to Stardust, is to "streamline the human experience and prepare our nation for the next phase of existence."

Environmentalists have praised the bill for its commitment to a cleaner planet, as it includes a provision that all new homes must be equipped with a personal teleportation device, thus eliminating the need for automobiles and reducing carbon emissions to near-zero levels. Meanwhile, the healthcare industry is gearing up for a seismic shift, as the FALIR Act stipulates that all medical procedures must be performed by robotic surgeons, ensuring precision and reducing human error to a negligible fraction.

Critics of the bill argue that the rapid implementation of such drastic changes could lead to widespread job loss, social upheaval, and an existential identity crisis among Americans. However, Stardust has dismissed these concerns, assuring the public that the transition will be "smoother than a fresh jar of space-peanut butter."

In a statement released shortly after the bill's passage, President Skywalker expressed his full support for the FALIR Act, declaring it to be "the most forward-thinking piece of legislation our nation has ever seen." He went on to say that the act aligns perfectly with his administration's commitment to fostering innovation and preparing the country for the inevitable march of progress.

As the nation braces itself for the seismic changes that the FALIR Act is set to bring, one thing is clear: the United States is about to take a giant leap into a future that is as bright as it is uncertain. Whether this leap will be a triumphant stride toward a new era of prosperity or a misstep into a void of chaos and confusion remains to be seen. But one thing is for certain—the world will never be the same again.

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