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In an unprecedented turn of events, the House of Representatives has officially opened an inquiry into the Supreme Court, amidst rumors of high treason and embezzlement of constitutional amendments. The Speaker of the House, Hon. Fib McLie, announced the decision with a straight face that could outshine the Cheshire Cat's grin, stating, "We have irrefutable evidence that the Supreme Court Justices have been running a shadow government, passing down secret edicts in the dead of night, and using the Bill of Rights as their personal monopoly money."

The alleged scandal, known as "The Great Judicial Heist," comes after a whistleblower, who goes by the pseudonym 'Patriot Pancake,' leaked documents suggesting that the Court had been operating a clandestine branch of the government, complete with a secret service of law clerks sworn to protect the Court's illicit activities.

In response, the Supreme Court released a statement, written in legal jargon so dense it could anchor a battleship, asserting their innocence and claiming that they were merely "streamlining the legislative process to accommodate the busy schedules of our nation's leaders."

Meanwhile, President Windbag has called for a bipartisan meeting to address the situation, offering a series of tweets that oscillated between condemning the Court's actions and praising their 'bold initiative' to 'make America great again.' The President's aides were reportedly found huddled in the Oval Office, chanting, "We can impeach, because we can," while wielding oversized pens and a constitutionally incorrect depiction of the separation of powers.

As the nation holds its breath, anticipation builds for what could be the most scandalous trial in history, pitting the legislative branch against the judicial in a battle for control of the country's most revered documents. It's a showdown where only the truth, justice, and the American way could possibly emerge victorious—or, more realistically, end in a spectacular display of partisan fireworks that will light up the night sky with the brilliance of a thousand political promises.

Stay tuned as this story unfolds, because in politics, truth is often stranger—and funnier—than fiction.

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