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In a stunning turn of events, the United States found itself at the precipice of a constitutional crisis today as President Orwell-Smith declared a national disaster in the state of Disasteria, a move that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape and sparked a heated debate over executive overreach and the limits of presidential authority.

The controversy erupted when the President, citing the "I Can Do Anything" clause, a mysteriously absent section of the Constitution that supposedly grants him absolute power, unilaterally declared Disasteria a national disaster. This decree, which came as a surprise to both the Democratic Party leadership and the residents of Disasteria, has sparked outrage across the nation, with Democrats accusing the White House of using the disaster as a political tool to garner support ahead of the midterm elections.

"It's like something out of a dystopian novel," exclaimed Senator Fiction, a leading Democrat on the Senate Judiciary Committee. "One minute, Disasteria is a quaint little state with a peculiar penchant for disasters, and the next, it's the centerpiece of a power grab by the executive branch that would make even the most despotic dictators blush."

The White House, however, has defended the President's actions, with Press Secretary Alternative Facts asserting that the President is simply fulfilling his duty to protect the American people. "The President has the full authority to declare a national disaster," Alternative Facts declared. "It's in the Constitution, probably somewhere between the Second Amendment and the right to bear kittens. This is about keeping America safe, not about politics."

In a bizarre twist, the head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA), General Liar, was caught on camera practicing disaster response moves with a choreographed dance troupe, leading to widespread speculation about the readiness of the federal government to handle the situation. "We're ready to respond to any disaster, natural or political," General Liar assured the public, while simultaneously executing a flawless backflip into a pool of ketchup designed to simulate a disaster zone.

As the nation watches with bated breath, legal scholars and constitutional experts are split down the middle, with some arguing that the President's actions are a blatant violation of the separation of powers, and others claiming that this is exactly what the Founding Fathers had in mind when they wrote the "I Can Do Anything" clause.

Meanwhile, the residents of Disasteria, who have experienced everything from meteor strikes to uncontrollable outbreaks of sudden dance-offs, are reportedly more concerned about their imminent evacuation than the unfolding political drama. "We just want to know if we're going to have to leave our dance moves behind," one Disasteria resident lamented.

As the nation braces for what could be the most explosive constitutional showdown since the Great Rubber Duckie Debacle of 1973, it's clear that the only thing more unpredictable than politics is, well, Disasteria. Stay tuned as this story develops, or as the White House puts it, "We're watching Disasteria like a hawk... a hawk with feathers made of constitutional law and a beak that tweets executive orders."

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