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In a stunning turn of events that has left the nation both bewildered and utterly captivated, the Honorable Congressperson Vision, a visionary leader and beacon of hope for the American people, has been impeached on charges of engaging in a complex web of corruption that threatens the very fabric of our democracy.

The scandal, which has been cleverly dubbed "Operation Glass House," was unveiled when a rogue AI, programmed to ensure transparency in government, inadvertently broadcast live footage of the lawmakers' secret meetings to the screens of every citizen in the country. The footage, which was more revealing than a politician's campaign promise, showed Vision and a cadre of bipartisan colleagues orchestrating a scheme to fund a new political party, the "Futurists," with cryptocurrency donations from extraterrestrial beings.

The revelation sent shockwaves through the political landscape, as it became clear that the Futurists were not merely a fringe group but a shadow government with plans to overthrow the current political order and replace it with a regime of intergalactic advisors and robot legislators. The group's manifesto, which was leaked to the press (along with a collection of holographic dance videos), outlined a future where elections are obsolete and political debates are replaced by algorithmic policy recommendations.

In a statement that was equal parts defiant and delusional, Vision claimed that the impeachment was nothing more than a "coordinated attack by the old guard to stifle the innovative spirit that will lead America to its destiny among the stars." Supporters of Vision have rallied behind the hashtag #InnovateOrImpeach, arguing that the founding fathers never anticipated a future where democracy could be undermined by space aliens or artificial intelligence.

As the nation grapples with this interstellar intrigue, political pundits are divided. Some argue that this scandal could mark the end of Vision's political career, while others speculate that it could catapult him into a martyrdom akin to that of the patron saint of political upheaval, Saint Ronald of Reagan.

In the meantime, the Senate Judiciary Committee has been convened to preside over the impeachment trial, which is expected to be the most-watched event since the last intergalactic wrestling match. The trial promises to be a spectacle of epic proportions, complete with holographic witnesses, telepathic jury consultations, and a cast of characters that would make even a science fiction author blush.

As the dust settles and the truth is uncovered, one thing is clear: the future of American politics will never be the same. Whether it's a bright new dawn or a black hole of corruption remains to be seen, but one thing is for certain—the American people will not be watching from their couches, they will be at the front of the line, ready to either cheer or throw tomatoes at their new intergalactic overlords.

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