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In a stunning display of mismanagement, the government's handling of a recent unforeseen disaster has sparked nationwide outrage, casting a shadow over the integrity of the upcoming election. The incident, which experts are now calling "Electionmageddon," began as a routine solar flare warning, escalating into a full-scale technological catastrophe when the government's response was as swift as a snail on a diet of molasses.

As the nation's digital infrastructure crumbled under the relentless cosmic assault, it was revealed that the government had invested more in futuristic initiatives like "Futurist Pigeon Courier Services" and "Astral Projection Voting Booths" than in basic disaster preparedness. The Futurist Pigeon Courier Services, which was set to revolutionize the way politicians communicate with constituents, was rendered obsolete as the very birds assigned to the task were found huddled together, confused by the absence of their smartphone accessories.

Meanwhile, the Astral Projection Voting Booths, a pet project of the Minister of Tomorrowland, were found spinning wildly out of control, projecting voter intentions into a bizarre dimension where candidates were voted out of office for their hairstyles rather than their policies.

As the nation grappled with the aftermath of Electionmageddon, the public's trust in the government's ability to handle both natural and man-made disasters was dealt a severe blow. Political pundits were quick to seize the opportunity, with one declaring, "This is the kind of foresight that could only come from a leader who has seen the future—and it's a future where we all vote via intergalactic telepathy."

In the midst of the chaos, a lone hero emerged. A software engineer named Coder McCodeface, who had been working on a decentralized voting platform from his bunker, offered his services to the nation. His system, which runs on blockchain and is powered by the collective frustration of the populace, promised to be hack-proof and disaster-resistant. However, it was met with skepticism from the government, who expressed concern that it might "upset the delicate balance of corruption and inefficiency that they had so carefully cultivated over the years."

As the nation limped towards the election, the future of democracy seemed as uncertain as the government's ability to predict a solar flare. But one thing was clear: the public had had enough of futuristic gimmicks and was ready for a leader who could handle the present—or at least, press the right buttons on their ancient voting machines.

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