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In a stunning revelation that has left political pundits scratching their heads and historians dusting off their old tomes, it has come to light that the infamous "Teapot Dome" scandal of the 1920s may have been the brainchild of a time-traveling futurist presidential candidate.

According to a series of leaked memos from a secret government task force, renowned political scientist Dr. Aeon Chronopolis theorized that the Teapot Dome scandal, which involved the illicit leasing of U.S. Naval oil reserves to his cronies, was not just a case of run-of-the-mill corruption but a meticulously planned experiment to gauge the public's reaction to political scandal in the early 20th century.

"Dr. Chronopolis hypothesized that by implementing a scandal of such magnitude, he could not only enrich himself and his associates but also set a precedent for the modern political landscape," explained task force leader, Agent Temporalis. "He believed that the public's outrage and subsequent media frenzy would pave the way for future candidates to employ similar tactics to maintain power and influence."

The memo also suggests that Chronopolis had a detailed plan for the use of "futuristic campaign tactics," which included the use of what he called "moving images" to sway public opinion. "It appears he foresaw the power of television and digital media, advocating for the use of these technologies long before they were invented," Agent Temporalis added.

Moreover, the document reveals that Chronopolis's time-traveling antics did not stop at political maneuvering. He allegedly had a hand in the development of various historical events, subtly influencing the course of history to set the stage for his eventual rise to power in his own time.

In a statement released by the Preservation of Time Integrity Commission (POTIC), they vehemently denied the existence of time travel and dismissed the memo as a "fanciful piece of fiction." However, conspiracy theorists and futurist enthusiasts alike are abuzz with theories about the potential implications of Chronopolis's purported actions on modern politics.

As the world grapples with the revelations, one thing is clear: if Dr. Chronopolis's time-traveling escapades are to be believed, the line between history and futurism in politics has been irrevocably blurred, and the evolution of political campaigns may have a much more complicated, and perhaps temporal, backstory than previously thought.

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