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In a stunning turn of events that has left political pundits and disaster relief organizations alike reeling, the Supreme Court has ruled that any form of government corruption can now be considered a natural disaster eligible for federal aid. The decision, which has been met with both outrage and relief across the nation, was based on the premise that corruption, much like hurricanes, tornadoes, and floods, can cause widespread damage to the fabric of society.

The ruling came after a series of high-profile cases where government officials were caught embezzling funds meant for disaster relief efforts. In a bizarre twist of fate, these same officials were later seen applying for the very aid they had misappropriated. The Supreme Court's ruling effectively legalizes this circular logic, with the justification that "if corruption can create a disaster, it can also be the victim of one."

Critics of the decision argue that this sets a dangerous precedent, where public officials might intentionally engage in corrupt activities to qualify for federal assistance. Proponents, however, claim that this could lead to a surge in disaster relief funding, as the pool of eligible disasters has effectively doubled.

In related news, the Department of Defense has announced a new initiative to combat what they are calling corruptionn storms." Military personnel will now be equipped with audit shields and embezzlement detectors to navigate the treacherous terrain of government budgets. "We're treating corruption like an enemy combatant," said General Robert DeNiro, head of the new task force. "It's either going to surrender, or we're going to send in the auditors."

Meanwhile, in a show of bipartisan solidarity, both the Democratic and Republican parties have agreed to jointly fund a series of satirical plays that will tour the nation, educating citizens on the nuances of disaster-related corruption. The plays, titled "Corruption on the Rocks" and "Fiscal Follies," promise to leave audiences both enlightened and entertained.

As the nation braces for the unpredictable whims of the Supreme Court's new disaster classification, one thing is clear: the line between government aid and government misconduct has been forever blurred. Only time will tell if this ruling will lead to a more transparent government or if it will simply become the newest loophole for the unscrupulous.

In the meantime, citizens are advised to stock up on sarcasm and a healthy dose of skepticism, as the next act in this high-stakes drama unfolds.

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